Indian Chicks Are Liars

Hot women can be found all over the world, which is great when you're a suave, sexy globetrotter like me. Unfortunately, some of them are kind of insane. Bollywood star Neetu Chandra did a photoshoot with another girl for the Indian magazine, The Man. Now everyone is calling her a lesbian, which she hates so much she became derogatory.

"If there is even an iota of doubt in anyone's mind, let me make it clear once and for all that I am not a lesbo," she said. "We aren't even touching each other's body." (The Times of India)

Um, unlike your sexy face, pictures don't lie. You're clearly all over her. Because of this, I'm assuming you haven't ever told the truth. Yep, you're a full on "lesbo" all right, or at least you are right here, *tapping forhead*. Mmmhmm.



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Teri Hatcher in a bikini

Here's Teri Hatcher swimming in Miami and, Jesus Mother of God, I forgot how awesome those things are. It's sort of like finding your favorite blanket you loved as a kid except it's Terri Hatcher's breasts. Also, you didn't have to kidney punch your nephew who wasn't even using it, mom.


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Christina Aguilera still has giant breasts

Christina Aguilera performed for The Tonight Show last night and her breasts are still awesome which is extremely comforting to this writer. Sort of like when I was a small child and thought there was a monster under my bed until my dad would come in and say it's just his girlfriend hiding from my mom so I should shut up or he'll stab Santa Claus. Ha ha, dads.


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Jessica Biel: my "hotness" is a problem

For Jessica Biel, her body and good looks are the main culprit why she doesn't always get the plum roles in Hollywood films. Despite her performance in The Illusionist that earned her decent reviews, good roles are still not hers for the picking, so she tells Allure magazine. She envies the likes of Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman, who can do so.

Biel, whose recent film -- Powder Blue -- went straight to DVD, is better known for her high-profile dates than her acting portfolio. She is currently dating Justin Timberlake, and has been linked to Derek Jeter and Chris Evans in the past.

Good roles, good roles. Aren’t those given to good actresses? Just asking...


Source: USMagazine.com
Photo: AP Photo/Chris Pizzello

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Jessica Biel: my "hotness" is a problem

For Jessica Biel, her body and good looks are the main culprit why she doesn't always get the plum roles in Hollywood films. Despite her performance in The Illusionist that earned her decent reviews, good roles are still not hers for the picking, so she tells Allure magazine. She envies the likes of Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman, who can do so.

Biel, whose recent film -- Powder Blue -- went straight to DVD, is better known for her high-profile dates than her acting portfolio. She is currently dating Justin Timberlake, and has been linked to Derek Jeter and Chris Evans in the past.

Good roles, good roles. Aren’t those given to good actresses? Just asking...


Source: USMagazine.com
Photo: AP Photo/Chris Pizzello

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Tin "Cannes" Alley?

Are Cannes' glory days of chic, glamour and sophistication truly gone? Apparently so. The beaches of Cannes are littered with crass personalities with hardly an ounce of Gregory Peck, Audrey Hepburn or Bette Davis in their styles. Most people congregate to Cannes during the festival that has no business being in the event. They are party-goers who love the gregarious scene during festival season, and in no way connected to the film industry, if at all.

Legitimate and long-time Cannes attendees mourn the 60s when the crowd is "more classy". Hollywood A-listers quickly abandon Cannes after doing their required premier and party duties, while those few who are left, like Jim Carrey and Brad Pitt, hide in their rooms. It's all downhill after that, with the likes of Paris Hilton hosting a yearly party in Cannes -- for fun, what else?

Source: MailOnline

Photo: Getty Images

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Tin "Cannes" Alley?

Are Cannes' glory days of chic, glamour and sophistication truly gone? Apparently so. The beaches of Cannes are littered with crass personalities with hardly an ounce of Gregory Peck, Audrey Hepburn or Bette Davis in their styles. Most people congregate to Cannes during the festival that has no business being in the event. They are party-goers who love the gregarious scene during festival season, and in no way connected to the film industry, if at all.

Legitimate and long-time Cannes attendees mourn the 60s when the crowd is "more classy". Hollywood A-listers quickly abandon Cannes after doing their required premier and party duties, while those few who are left, like Jim Carrey and Brad Pitt, hide in their rooms. It's all downhill after that, with the likes of Paris Hilton hosting a yearly party in Cannes -- for fun, what else?

Source: MailOnline

Photo: Getty Images

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Brangelina Lovefest in BreakupVille?

Are critics reading too much body language from Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Cannes Film Festival? The tattle at the Cannes party scene is that there appears to be awkwardness and distractedness in the actions and gestures of both Brad and Angie, despite putting up a show of togetherness. The Sun called in body language expert Robert Phipps and he says he is "convinced they are not happy."

Blame it on the heat of the Cannes sun, but this recent appearance is indeed a far cry from last year, where the pair attended the French film festival to promote Angie's film Changeling, and where they kissed constantly and Angie was all smiles and praises for Brad.

Possible reasons for the lukewarm display this year? Work, differences in personality, opinions and intelligence, and... Jennifer Aniston?

Source: The Sun
Photo: AP Photo/Matt Sayles

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Brangelina Lovefest in BreakupVille?

Are critics reading too much body language from Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Cannes Film Festival? The tattle at the Cannes party scene is that there appears to be awkwardness and distractedness in the actions and gestures of both Brad and Angie, despite putting up a show of togetherness. The Sun called in body language expert Robert Phipps and he says he is "convinced they are not happy."

Blame it on the heat of the Cannes sun, but this recent appearance is indeed a far cry from last year, where the pair attended the French film festival to promote Angie's film Changeling, and where they kissed constantly and Angie was all smiles and praises for Brad.

Possible reasons for the lukewarm display this year? Work, differences in personality, opinions and intelligence, and... Jennifer Aniston?

Source: The Sun
Photo: AP Photo/Matt Sayles

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Kim Kardashian's bikini butt

Apparently, some hero out there took my advice and finally snapped a picture of Kim Kardashian's ass in a bikini. I had no idea I had that kind of control over people, so that being said, bring me Mila Kunis and a ham sandwich, puppets! Oh, yeah, and spicy brown mustard. Spicy!


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'Angels and Demons' actor: Brown's a "terribly bad writer"

He joins the cast of "Angels and Demons", but he's no fan of its author, Dan Brown. Swedish actor Stellan Skarsgard, who plays the head of the Pope's Swiss Guard in the film, says he accepted his role in the film only after reading the script by director Ron Howard. Skarsgard cheekily said, "I think Dan Brown is a terribly bad writer, but he has cliffhangers after every chapter which makes you continue reading".

Oh, he also thinks "Angels and Demons" is better than the first film, "The Da Vinci Code". Is it because he's in it? Tom Hanks, by the way, reprises his lead role as Harvard professor Robert Langdon.

Source: Associated Press
Photo: AP Photo/Andrew Medichini

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'Angels and Demons' actor: Brown's a "terribly bad writer"

He joins the cast of "Angels and Demons", but he's no fan of its author, Dan Brown. Swedish actor Stellan Skarsgard, who plays the head of the Pope's Swiss Guard in the film, says he accepted his role in the film only after reading the script by director Ron Howard. Skarsgard cheekily said, "I think Dan Brown is a terribly bad writer, but he has cliffhangers after every chapter which makes you continue reading".

Oh, he also thinks "Angels and Demons" is better than the first film, "The Da Vinci Code". Is it because he's in it? Tom Hanks, by the way, reprises his lead role as Harvard professor Robert Langdon.

Source: Associated Press
Photo: AP Photo/Andrew Medichini

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Miley's "goofy" Kodak Moment and a Law Suit

When you're a famous teenager, a simple photo of you and your friends slanting your eyes can be considered a "racial insult" and could earn you a class suit. How's that again? As kooky as it sounds, Hannah Montana pop-princess Miley Cyrus was actually sued by Lucie Kim for insulting the Asian-Pacific Islander population in L.A. County, simply because she gestured THE gesture. Kim contested in her suit that Miley Cyrus should pay $4,000 for each Asian-Pacific Islander person that Cyrus inflicted with civil rights damages, totaling $4 billion if you counted the size of the ethnic mix of Asian and Asian-American people in the region.

Miley's legal team fired back with a testy challenge citing "equal access to public accommodations" and basically saying Cyrus did not discriminate and that Kim doesn't deserve payment for being offended.

Source: E! Online
Photo: AP Photo/Matt Sayles

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Miley's "goofy" Kodak Moment and a Law Suit

When you're a famous teenager, a simple photo of you and your friends slanting your eyes can be considered a "racial insult" and could earn you a class suit. How's that again? As kooky as it sounds, Hannah Montana pop-princess Miley Cyrus was actually sued by Lucie Kim for insulting the Asian-Pacific Islander population in L.A. County, simply because she gestured THE gesture. Kim contested in her suit that Miley Cyrus should pay $4,000 for each Asian-Pacific Islander person that Cyrus inflicted with civil rights damages, totaling $4 billion if you counted the size of the ethnic mix of Asian and Asian-American people in the region.

Miley's legal team fired back with a testy challenge citing "equal access to public accommodations" and basically saying Cyrus did not discriminate and that Kim doesn't deserve payment for being offended.

Source: E! Online
Photo: AP Photo/Matt Sayles

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LiLo's House - Ransacked or Just Messy?

Apparently, not keeping a clean house is detrimental when you're burglarized in Hollywood. That's what happened to Lindsay Lohan when police responded last Tuesday to a security alarm that was triggered at Lohan's home. When police came over to investigate, they thought at first it was ransacked, then after poking around they decided it was just plain messy.

But recent developments say Lohan's house was attempted for burglary, after all. This after a security video caught two unidentified men attempting to break into LiLo's L.A. home, with a four-door gray station wagon parked in front of the house just before 3 p.m. So the security alarm was triggered alright, by these two men... or by a rat perhaps?

Source: People
Photo: INF

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LiLo's House - Ransacked or Just Messy?

Apparently, not keeping a clean house is detrimental when you're burglarized in Hollywood. That's what happened to Lindsay Lohan when police responded last Tuesday to a security alarm that was triggered at Lohan's home. When police came over to investigate, they thought at first it was ransacked, then after poking around they decided it was just plain messy.

But recent developments say Lohan's house was attempted for burglary, after all. This after a security video caught two unidentified men attempting to break into LiLo's L.A. home, with a four-door gray station wagon parked in front of the house just before 3 p.m. So the security alarm was triggered alright, by these two men... or by a rat perhaps?

Source: People
Photo: INF

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Penelope Cruz Professional Photo Session for Mango Spring/Summer 2009

Penelope Cruz looks amazing and beautiful in her Mango Spring/Summer Campaign 2009 photo shoot, photographed by Mert and Marcus. The Mango Spring / Summer 2009 collection allows you to have your pick of several little black dresses and dainty, ruffled tops, coupled with more tailored, menswear-inspired pieces like trenches.

Penelope Cruz with her big brown eyes is just the perfect to show off such classy, timeless pieces as these. The limited collection of the star for the Spring / Summer ’09 Mango line is centered on “Japanese influenced, kimono styles and blazer-trouser combos,” as several media outlets report. However, the “piece de resistance” is the all too important little black dress, as the new
shots for the fourth Cruz campaign also show.

Penelope Cruz Professional Photo Session for Mango Spring/Summer 2009

Penelope Cruz looks amazing and beautiful in her Mango Spring/Summer Campaign 2009 photo shoot, photographed by Mert and Marcus. The Mango Spring / Summer 2009 collection allows you to have your pick of several little black dresses and dainty, ruffled tops, coupled with more tailored, menswear-inspired pieces like trenches.

Penelope Cruz with her big brown eyes is just the perfect to show off such classy, timeless pieces as these. The limited collection of the star for the Spring / Summer ’09 Mango line is centered on “Japanese influenced, kimono styles and blazer-trouser combos,” as several media outlets report. However, the “piece de resistance” is the all too important little black dress, as the new
shots for the fourth Cruz campaign also show.

Miley Cyrus in a bikini

Here's Miley Cyrus in the Bahamas, and before everyone freaks out, it's not like she's going all Heidi Montag on us. Not that that will stop Billy Ray Cyrus from hunting me down with a coonskin cap and a knife between his tee- Wait. *sniff sniff* Does anyone else smell Budweiser and mullet wax? Sonofabitch!


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