Madonna's Latest Hit: Sexy Calls to Ex


Madonna's former bodyguard, Jim Albright, who later became her boyfriend, has turned entrepreneur in recent days. That's because Madonna's ex-boyfriend is expecting a small windfall to the tune of around $40,000 for turning over a 17-minute recording of erotic phone messages exchanged by Material Girl Madonna with Albright, caught charmingly in an answering machine, for auction.

The New York Daily News reports that the personal messages are expected to fetch $40,000 in a rock 'n' roll memorabilia auction this August, together with a 15-minute “very personal and intimate video” that Madonna gave Albright, and 21 steamy faxes that they exchanged, burning up the fax wires in those days between 1992 to 1994.

A sample of the naughty messages: "It would be sooooo nice," Madonna wrote, and urging Albright to "send me a fax. I'll be in my bed waiting for you."

An auction rep says of the Madonna memorabilia: “very personal items that we’re showing by appointment only, and that’s all I can say about it."

Source: New York Daily News

Photo: Getty Images

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Madonna's Latest Hit: Sexy Calls to Ex


Madonna's former bodyguard, Jim Albright, who later became her boyfriend, has turned entrepreneur in recent days. That's because Madonna's ex-boyfriend is expecting a small windfall to the tune of around $40,000 for turning over a 17-minute recording of erotic phone messages exchanged by Material Girl Madonna with Albright, caught charmingly in an answering machine, for auction.

The New York Daily News reports that the personal messages are expected to fetch $40,000 in a rock 'n' roll memorabilia auction this August, together with a 15-minute “very personal and intimate video” that Madonna gave Albright, and 21 steamy faxes that they exchanged, burning up the fax wires in those days between 1992 to 1994.

A sample of the naughty messages: "It would be sooooo nice," Madonna wrote, and urging Albright to "send me a fax. I'll be in my bed waiting for you."

An auction rep says of the Madonna memorabilia: “very personal items that we’re showing by appointment only, and that’s all I can say about it."

Source: New York Daily News

Photo: Getty Images

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Superfan says Britney Spears Saved Her Life


A light in the darkness. Who would've imagined Britney Spears could be like that to anyone, if at all? Begone, unbelievers! Apparently, there are quite a lot of Britney Spears fans who thought Britney Spears saved them from their own personal hell. According to Newsweek, a new documentary called "Britney Spears Saved My Life" will be debuting this month on BBC and the docu will present some die-hard Britney Spears fans who followed her tumultuous love and life and totally connected with her on this profound level. And when the going got tough for these troubled fans, the tough turned to Britney Spears stories splashed on morning tabloids and seemingly felt better afterward.

In the film, fans claim Britney Spears inspired them in the darkest and most confusing moments of their lives as they battled their own eating disorders and varying stages of depression. Maybe it's the music, because music is after all therapeutic. Think "Oops, I Did it Again!" Or was it because Britney Spears was messed up on such a grand scale back then that other mess-ups paled in comparison?

Role models are made, not born, in Hollywood.

Source: NewsWeek

Photo: AP Photo/Matt Sayles

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Superfan says Britney Spears Saved Her Life


A light in the darkness. Who would've imagined Britney Spears could be like that to anyone, if at all? Begone, unbelievers! Apparently, there are quite a lot of Britney Spears fans who thought Britney Spears saved them from their own personal hell. According to Newsweek, a new documentary called "Britney Spears Saved My Life" will be debuting this month on BBC and the docu will present some die-hard Britney Spears fans who followed her tumultuous love and life and totally connected with her on this profound level. And when the going got tough for these troubled fans, the tough turned to Britney Spears stories splashed on morning tabloids and seemingly felt better afterward.

In the film, fans claim Britney Spears inspired them in the darkest and most confusing moments of their lives as they battled their own eating disorders and varying stages of depression. Maybe it's the music, because music is after all therapeutic. Think "Oops, I Did it Again!" Or was it because Britney Spears was messed up on such a grand scale back then that other mess-ups paled in comparison?

Role models are made, not born, in Hollywood.

Source: NewsWeek

Photo: AP Photo/Matt Sayles

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Megan Fox is a Marketing Genius

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When Transformers 2 was making the rounds, Megan Fox traveled throughout the world looking sexy. Now she's promoting her new film Jennifer's Body, and also doing the sexy thing - but this time with her words, which is way better - if you're blind and they're translated to braille. Otherwise, she really needs to start stripping.

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"I think I'm pretty sexy in it," the actress, 23, said at the Comic-Con press conference for the movie (out Sept. 18). "The movie is SO sexy! You better put on your sexy shoes for this movie!"

In the film, in which Fox eats people, "there's sort of a hint of, a little bit of a lesbian relationship that happens. There's a girl-on-girl kiss. And beyond that, before every kill there is a seduction that occurs," Fox continues. "The boys have to be seduced to get in close enough to the dead girl in order for her to devour them."

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She doesn't mind freaking out an audience.

"It's cool to see myself being able to scare people, because I'm just a little girl," she says. "Look at me: I'm so sweet!" (Reuters)

Man, this girl is a genius at selling a film. Ok, who did Megan Fox just turn on? Let's see, we got the people who love Megan Fox, sexiness, lesbians, foot fetishers, guys with a 'Daddy's girl' thing, necrophiliacs, dude's who love to be bossed around by women and your mom. What, she's into Megan Fox? Is that so wrong?

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Hermione as Marilyn Manson's Cinderella?


Emma Watson, the wholesome Hermione in the phenomenally successful "Harry Potter" series, is leaving boy-next-door Daniel Radcliffe for notorious shock rocker Marilyn Manson. Eh? How's that again? Sun UK worries over how Emma Watson is going to cope with her new film role as glass-slippered Cinderella in a Goth-inspired musical thought up by Marilyn Manson himself.

The pretty lass may be in over her head, considering that this will be her first film appearance outside of the Harry Potter franchise. Emma Watson, after all, grew up in front of audience' eyes sharing screen time with good-looking Daniel Radcliffe. This decision to sing in a dark film with Marilyn Manson is brave, brave indeed.


Source: Sun UK

Photo: Getty Images

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Hermione as Marilyn Manson's Cinderella?


Emma Watson, the wholesome Hermione in the phenomenally successful "Harry Potter" series, is leaving boy-next-door Daniel Radcliffe for notorious shock rocker Marilyn Manson. Eh? How's that again? Sun UK worries over how Emma Watson is going to cope with her new film role as glass-slippered Cinderella in a Goth-inspired musical thought up by Marilyn Manson himself.

The pretty lass may be in over her head, considering that this will be her first film appearance outside of the Harry Potter franchise. Emma Watson, after all, grew up in front of audience' eyes sharing screen time with good-looking Daniel Radcliffe. This decision to sing in a dark film with Marilyn Manson is brave, brave indeed.


Source: Sun UK

Photo: Getty Images

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Paris Hilton: 'Michael Jackson named his daughter after me'

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While attending the premiere of her MTV documentary Paris, Not France (above), Paris Hilton revealed to Extra that Michael Jackson's daughter was named after her:

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"My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13," Paris explains. "So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she's such a beautiful little girl and I'm proud we have the same name."

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I don't know about you guys, but this is probably the most fucked up thing I've heard about Michael Jackson. Ever. I could find out I have repressed memories of him molesting me as a child, and I'd still be saying "Wait. He named his daughter after who now?"

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What's Wrong With Mischa Barton?



There are so many questions than answers over the "involuntary psychiatric hold" ordered by the Los Angeles Police Department for OC star Mischa Barton. Access Hollywood reports that authorities responded to a non-911 call from Mischa Barton's residence and shortly upon arrival at the actress' home began assisting Mischa Barton with a “medical issue."

An LAPD source told Access Hollywood that Mischa Barton was placed under Section 5150of the California Welfare and Institutions Code. 5150 allows authorities to hold a person involuntarily if they present a danger to themselves or others, or are gravely disabled, or suffer from a mental disorder. By the way, this same code held Britney Spears twice in LA last year.

Why was a non-911 call made? What was the "medical issue" that Mischa Barton had? Why was she placed under 5150? One thing is answered, though, the British-born actress will miss the premiere of her new movie Homecoming in New York because of this.


Source: Access Hollywood


Photo: AP Photo/Peter Kramer


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What's Wrong With Mischa Barton?



There are so many questions than answers over the "involuntary psychiatric hold" ordered by the Los Angeles Police Department for OC star Mischa Barton. Access Hollywood reports that authorities responded to a non-911 call from Mischa Barton's residence and shortly upon arrival at the actress' home began assisting Mischa Barton with a “medical issue."

An LAPD source told Access Hollywood that Mischa Barton was placed under Section 5150of the California Welfare and Institutions Code. 5150 allows authorities to hold a person involuntarily if they present a danger to themselves or others, or are gravely disabled, or suffer from a mental disorder. By the way, this same code held Britney Spears twice in LA last year.

Why was a non-911 call made? What was the "medical issue" that Mischa Barton had? Why was she placed under 5150? One thing is answered, though, the British-born actress will miss the premiere of her new movie Homecoming in New York because of this.


Source: Access Hollywood


Photo: AP Photo/Peter Kramer


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Lindsay Lohan thought Mischa Barton partied too hard?

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In the wake of Mischa Barton's 5150 hold last week, it turns out Lindsay Lohan, who single-nosedly kept Colombia on the map during her entire working career, tried to warn her clubbing buddy that she was out of control. FOX 411 reports:

But last year, Lindsay walked away from the friendship after a messy Mischa pushed Lindsay over the edge. Sources close to Lohan tell Fox 411 that the two girls haven't spoken for months, but Lindsay would help Mischa if she asked for help to get through this latest fiasco.
"Lindsay and Mischa used to go out all the time together in Los Angeles. They were like kindred spirits when it came to clubbing and letting loose," says the insider. " They have many mutual friends, but everything shifted for Lindsay last year at a party. Mischa was completely out of control, and Lindsay sat Mischa down then to make it clear that she needed help. Lindsay was desperate for Mischa to clean herself up and offered a treatment facility and a therapist to help Mischa. Mischa completely ignored Lindsay, and that was the end."

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Lindsay Lohan told somebody they party too much. -- Am I in an alternate universe? No, seriously, I'm almost afraid to look out the window for fear of seeing cats driving cars. Next you're going to tell me the president's black.


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Judge Dismisses Donald Trump's "Millionaire" Suit


A book calls Donald Trump a multi-millionaire. While many people would be over the moon to be called one, even in Hollywood, Donald Trump is not one of them, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.

In fact, Donald Trump got ballistic when called by Timothy O'Brien, author of TrumpNation: The Art of Being the Donald, as a multi-millionaire with $150 million to $250 million in net worth. Donald Trump sued O'Brien because his public image has been harmed by the erroneous net worth, claiming he is worth more than that. Donald Trump says he is actually a billionaire and that because of the book he lost major business deals he was currently negotiating.

A Superior Court judge banged the gavel and declared, "You're dismissed!" to Donald Trump's lawsuit, finding no "actual malice" in the case.

Trump's lawyer will appeal the ruling, while O'Brien says it's "deeply gratifying", referring to the dismissal, not the millions.


Source: Philadelphia Inquirer

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Judge Dismisses Donald Trump's "Millionaire" Suit


A book calls Donald Trump a multi-millionaire. While many people would be over the moon to be called one, even in Hollywood, Donald Trump is not one of them, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.

In fact, Donald Trump got ballistic when called by Timothy O'Brien, author of TrumpNation: The Art of Being the Donald, as a multi-millionaire with $150 million to $250 million in net worth. Donald Trump sued O'Brien because his public image has been harmed by the erroneous net worth, claiming he is worth more than that. Donald Trump says he is actually a billionaire and that because of the book he lost major business deals he was currently negotiating.

A Superior Court judge banged the gavel and declared, "You're dismissed!" to Donald Trump's lawsuit, finding no "actual malice" in the case.

Trump's lawyer will appeal the ruling, while O'Brien says it's "deeply gratifying", referring to the dismissal, not the millions.


Source: Philadelphia Inquirer

Photo: AP Photo

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Lindsay Lohan hounding Ryan Seacrest about working with her

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You know what is the best way to resurrect your flailing career? Legend has it, you want to find one of the most powerful people in your industry, then go out of your way to annoy the crap out of them. This seems to be the sage advice Lindsay Lohan is following, since she’s taken what could have been a good thing with Ryan Seacrest (he’s also a big time producer, not just the host of ‘American Idol’) and ruined it by pestering the living daylights out of him. Lohan even went so far as to call him up and ask him to take a break from his radio program so that they could chat. Lindsay Lohan may not have a career or anyone’s respect, but she is still the center of the world damn it!

Seacrest… out? Insiders whisper Ryan’s now admitting he’s had second thoughts about launching a reality show with ditzy diva Lindsay Lohan! After two face-to-face meetings, Mean Grrrl started bombarding the busy host with needy phone calls, and here’s the shocker - she actually begged him to take a break from his LA morning radio show for a heart-to-heart chat! Said a source: “Ryan’s the busiest man in show business, and he should have known better than to enter Lindsay’s world. He’s now saying that compared to Lindsay, working with high-maintenance Kim Kardashian is a low-Maintenance job!”

Now for the REAL shocker: Pals snicker that despite her current taste for all things Sapphic, La Lohan’s developing a “thing” for Seacrest. Reportedly, he has “zero interest.” (REALLY??)

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[From the National Enquirer, Mike Walker's column, July 27, 2009, print ed.]

My God I hope Seacrest cuts her off. The last thing Lindsay Lohan needs is someone indulging her. Seriously, she knows her career is beyond in the toilet. It’s gone out to sea. She’s not in a position to make demands on anyone. The only thing Lohan should be doing is freaking begging. She should be calling Ryan Seacrest up and asking him if she can bring him a beverage. Anything it takes to ingratiate herself and be as pleasing as possible to Seacrest.

I can’t stand that spiky haired pocket person, but he has major clout in Hollywood. He’s a workaholic, and exactly the type of person Lohan should be around. I’m surprised Seacrest would even consider dealing with another Lohan after producing Dina Lohan’s reality show. But that must not have been the terrible experience I assumed it was since he’s toying with the idea of adding Lindsay to the roster.

Lohan – get yourself a mop and a broom, stat. And start cleaning Seacrest’s house. Then move on to the garden. Show him you’ll actually work – and do whatever it takes – and you might deserve another chance. And keep your pants on.


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The Tom Cruise-David Beckham Friendship


David Beckham's BFF is Tom Cruise. The New York Daily News gabbed about the book, "The Beckham Experiment," and how an entire chapter of the book has been devoted to the love between the soccer player and the Hollywood actor. Beckham raved about Cruise so much that it almost sounded like he has a huge crush. . . er, a bad case of hero-worship for the latter.

The two met in 2003 and Beckham admitted that Cruise has influenced every important decision he has made since then. They have the same agency, the same PR firm, and when the Beckham family moved to L.A., they relocated at Tom and Katie's neighborhood.

The L.A. Galaxy job, Tom had a say on that. Beckham's physical therapist, Tom recommended that. Even the naming of their third son, Cruz, was influenced by Tom Cruise. How cozy!

In fact, according to Beckham, the only thing they do not share is Tom's love of scientology. Says he: "It's something I respect, because Tom's explained to me and Victoria what it's all about. But he's never turned around and said, 'That is what you should be doing,' because he would never do that. He and Katie have their beliefs ... but me and Victoria have also got our own."



Source: New York Daily News

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The Tom Cruise-David Beckham Friendship


David Beckham's BFF is Tom Cruise. The New York Daily News gabbed about the book, "The Beckham Experiment," and how an entire chapter of the book has been devoted to the love between the soccer player and the Hollywood actor. Beckham raved about Cruise so much that it almost sounded like he has a huge crush. . . er, a bad case of hero-worship for the latter.

The two met in 2003 and Beckham admitted that Cruise has influenced every important decision he has made since then. They have the same agency, the same PR firm, and when the Beckham family moved to L.A., they relocated at Tom and Katie's neighborhood.

The L.A. Galaxy job, Tom had a say on that. Beckham's physical therapist, Tom recommended that. Even the naming of their third son, Cruz, was influenced by Tom Cruise. How cozy!

In fact, according to Beckham, the only thing they do not share is Tom's love of scientology. Says he: "It's something I respect, because Tom's explained to me and Victoria what it's all about. But he's never turned around and said, 'That is what you should be doing,' because he would never do that. He and Katie have their beliefs ... but me and Victoria have also got our own."



Source: New York Daily News

Photo: Glikas/FilmMagic

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LiLo admires her character in Labor Pains because ‘it’s easy for her to lie’

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[From ABC Family ]

Well at least it’s a unique film and not a cheesy, trite cliché. ABC also has some clips with Lohan, which reveal her favorite thing about her character is that she’s a liar.

“I love Thea’s Character because she’s very clever. It’s very easy for her to lie and get away with things, which is interesting to watch. I love how also she’s very caring.”


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[From ABC Family ]

It’s great that that’s the first attribute Lohan starts with. “I love this person because they’re a fantastic liar.” I mean if that’s not someone’s strongest attribute, I don’t even want to talk to them. Don’t waste my time with the “truth.” Lohan’s a pretty bad liar herself, constantly caught in contradictions and all out B.S. So it’s no surprise she’d be envious of someone capable of effectively manipulating others. That might explain some of Lohan’s awkward acting.

People were hoping this movie would get Lohan back on the right track, career-wise. I don’t think anyone thought she’d win any awards for it, but maybe prove she was still a decent actress. Unfortunately the whole thing is a stinker – I mean it’s airing on a network known for fine programming like “My Fake Fiance” with Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence. What an auspicious group Lohan’s joined.

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Paris Hilton's Pledge This! Court Battle


Paris Hilton is by now very comfortable in courtrooms and with judges. After her past legal issues, the current lawsuit filed by the investors of the movie Pledge This! against her seems quite run-of-the-mill and, like, not so hoooot!

Pledge This!, the "ghastly movie" that, according to NBC Miami, earned only a measly 2.9 million at the box office, was made to the tune of $7.5 million, angering investors who claimed in their lawsuit that Paris Hilton did not do enough to promote the movie, that's why it flopped.

Paris looked very interested in the court proceedings, maybe because cell phones are not allowed inside the chambers. She put on a dab of makeup before taking the stand, saying:

"I promoted this movie from the very beginning, basically plugging this movie more than I ever plugged anything in my life. I'm an Aquarius, so I'm very creative. I do the creativity and they do the business."

After that bewildering speech, Paris buttered up to the judge saying, "You're the best judge ever!"

The judge replied: "Thanks, but I'm going to rule based on the law."

Oh, to be the court stenographer in that proceedings!


Source: NBC Miami

Photo: AP Photo/Alan Diaz

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Paris Hilton's Pledge This! Court Battle


Paris Hilton is by now very comfortable in courtrooms and with judges. After her past legal issues, the current lawsuit filed by the investors of the movie Pledge This! against her seems quite run-of-the-mill and, like, not so hoooot!

Pledge This!, the "ghastly movie" that, according to NBC Miami, earned only a measly 2.9 million at the box office, was made to the tune of $7.5 million, angering investors who claimed in their lawsuit that Paris Hilton did not do enough to promote the movie, that's why it flopped.

Paris looked very interested in the court proceedings, maybe because cell phones are not allowed inside the chambers. She put on a dab of makeup before taking the stand, saying:

"I promoted this movie from the very beginning, basically plugging this movie more than I ever plugged anything in my life. I'm an Aquarius, so I'm very creative. I do the creativity and they do the business."

After that bewildering speech, Paris buttered up to the judge saying, "You're the best judge ever!"

The judge replied: "Thanks, but I'm going to rule based on the law."

Oh, to be the court stenographer in that proceedings!


Source: NBC Miami

Photo: AP Photo/Alan Diaz

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Michael Jackson is gay? I don't see it.

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A new book about Michael Jackson will reveal the King of Pop was a closeted homosexual who had various secret affairs with men. Or at least he thought they were secret, but "virtually everyone" around Michael, including his family, knew he was gay. The Sun reports:

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Biographer Ian Halperin claims to have tracked down two of the superstar's alleged male lovers. One, who Jacko was "madly in love" with, met him for liaisons at a grungy motel which was all the debt-ridden star could afford.
And one told Halperin: "The very first time he had sex with me he said, 'The King of Pop's going to lick your lollipop'. I still laugh thinking about that."
Halperin makes the bombshell allegations in his book Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson, for which he claims to have interviewed many people who told him Jacko was gay.
He said: "Virtually everybody has told me. Even those who are his most ardent defenders, people who maintain he is innocent of the molestation charges, insist that he is homosexually inclined."
He claims the two lovers he traced were a Hollywood waiter and an aspiring actor, "Lawrence".
The actor boasted they met almost every night for three weeks at his Hollywood Hills home in a short but passionate affair.
Lawrence added: "He was very shy. But when he started to have sex, he was insatiable."

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Somewhere Macaulay Culkin and Corey Feldman read the words "The King of Pop is going to lick your lollipop" and laughed. "Can you believe that line still works?" They''ll chuckle. "But not with me. Not with me. No, seriously, shut up. I hate you!"


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Russell Brand shoots down Lindsay Lohan

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Despite an on/off relationship with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan reportedly attempted to hook up with Russell Brand last weekend at Diddy and Ashton Kutcher's Fourth of July party. Surprisingly, Russell turned her down even though he has a reputation for fucking pretty much anything in sight including a ton of prostitutes in Vegas Saturday night on Diddy's private jet. The Sun reports:

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A source said: "Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn't want anything to do with her. He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It's not like he is short of female attention anyway." The comic jetted to Las Vegas with P Diddy yesterday and on a video blog, filmed en-route on the rapper's private plane, the pair joked that they would be using the services of some ladies of the night.


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Jesus. Getting shot down by Russell Brand? That's like having a dildo sprout legs and say "Hell no, lady" before jamming itself in a light socket. Or Paris Hilton. Same diff.


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Jessica Simpson is single

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Jessica Simpson and longtime boyfriend Tony Romo called it quits on Thursday, the day before Jessica's 29th birthday, according to People:

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"She is heartbroken," says the source. "She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."
The Dallas Cowboys quarterback fueled breakup rumors when he showed up with about 14 friends at the Hollywood hotspot MyHouse on Friday night without the birthday girl, a source tells PEOPLE.
Simpson had planned to throw a Barbie and Ken-themed party for her birthday, but it fell through, according to a message she wrote on her Twitter page Saturday. "Barbie party didn't happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!" she wrote.

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Kudos to Jessica Simpson for getting dumped right before turning just shy of 30 and still taking it like a champ. Then again, it's not like she doesn't have large breasts that any man would kill to touch.

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Pamela Anderson Returns to Baywatch


Baywatch is one the most successful shows in TV history, and that maybe the reason why Paramount Pictures is cooking up a movie version of the hit TV show. Fans of the TV show will excitedly await the film version, bringing back powerful memories of all those hunks and babes running along the sandy beach, tanned, strong, young . . .

Enter Pamela Anderson in the classic Baywatch lifeguard uniform: red, one-piece, and –still hot? Apparently, Paramount Pictures thinks so, according to the New York Daily News. Pam will be appearing in the big-screen remake of Baywatch in a cameo role. And as if to dress the part, the actress is recently showing off her body clad in nothing but the skimpiest bathing suits -- and a gold one at that at the Life Ball in Vienna in May.

The Baywatch remake will be formatted as a "tongue-in-cheek" comedy. Wonder if that's because Pamela Anderson's cameo role is funny, or because Pam in a red swimsuit, today, is? Just asking.


Source: New York Daily News

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Pamela Anderson Returns to Baywatch


Baywatch is one the most successful shows in TV history, and that maybe the reason why Paramount Pictures is cooking up a movie version of the hit TV show. Fans of the TV show will excitedly await the film version, bringing back powerful memories of all those hunks and babes running along the sandy beach, tanned, strong, young . . .

Enter Pamela Anderson in the classic Baywatch lifeguard uniform: red, one-piece, and –still hot? Apparently, Paramount Pictures thinks so, according to the New York Daily News. Pam will be appearing in the big-screen remake of Baywatch in a cameo role. And as if to dress the part, the actress is recently showing off her body clad in nothing but the skimpiest bathing suits -- and a gold one at that at the Life Ball in Vienna in May.

The Baywatch remake will be formatted as a "tongue-in-cheek" comedy. Wonder if that's because Pamela Anderson's cameo role is funny, or because Pam in a red swimsuit, today, is? Just asking.


Source: New York Daily News

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Eva Longoria claims she likes to be tied up for sex

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Eva Longoria hasn’t been getting a lot of attention lately. Have you missed her? Yeah, I thought so. I have to give her some credit - she was getting totally overexposed, to the point where people were getting utterly bored with her, and she thoughtfully took a step back. She didn’t show up to every event, she didn’t put on another ball gown just for the opening of an envelope. I can’t even remember the last event I saw her and her overdressing habit. Maybe I just blocked her out of my mind.

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Anyway, it seems Eva had an public relations itch she needed to scratch, and now we’re being informed about some details of Eva’s sex life that I wish I could now erase from my mind. Eva participated in a “Best Ever Sex” survey specifically for “A-list celebs” according to The Sun. In the survey, Eva claims she likes to be tied up during sex. Now, it’s not that a little light bondage is gross to me (it isn’t), but I’m just a little creeped out because it’s Eva “Too Much Information” Longoria. And who really thinks Tony Parker is tying her up? Tony always looks like “What smells? What’s going on?” is his permanent internal monologue. I totally don’t buy it:


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Raunchy Eva Longoria has revealed she likes being tied up with silk scarves during lovemaking.

The Desperate Housewives star, who plays love-cheat Gabrielle Solis in the hit US show, made the confession in a “Best Ever Sex” survey of A-list celebs.

Eva, 34, said: “I’m not averse to being tied up with silk scarves, I like a man to take charge. There’s something very sexy about being submissive.”

Spider-Man star Kirsten Dunst, 25, told the Cosmopolitan survey she romped in a store changing room with actor Jake Gyllenhaal.

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